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Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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