Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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