The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Alive.
So much puke
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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