jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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