How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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