But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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