Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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