Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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