I got chris browned last night
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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