Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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