the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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