Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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