i think my tv is drunk
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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