I've blown a few things in my day
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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