can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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