I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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