I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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