Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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