Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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