The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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