Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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