Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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