is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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