I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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