I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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