you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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