Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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