I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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