I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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