I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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