It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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