im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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