you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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