if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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