I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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