I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My penis needs a shock collar
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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