Just cropdusted the office
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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