Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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