you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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