Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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