Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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