Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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