Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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