girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Randomize
