Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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