I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i wish my penis had a tongue
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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