Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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