Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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