And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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