If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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