covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you inspire me to be a worse person
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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