My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
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