Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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