it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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